There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
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Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
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My breasts were aching with rage.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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