R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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