I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
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it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
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