On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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