Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
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I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
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I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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