I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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