just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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