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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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