I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
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She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
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