is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
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I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
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Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
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