Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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