i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
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btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
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you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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