I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
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They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
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Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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