Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
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I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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