Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
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Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
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The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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