Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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