C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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