Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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