People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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