there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
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i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
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Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
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