Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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