OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
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Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
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Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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