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Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
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I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
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How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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