The maid of honor just puked.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
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Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
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I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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