good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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