420 ftw
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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