She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
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about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
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He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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