If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
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Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
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Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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