Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
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YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
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I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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