We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
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The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
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Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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