Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
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No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
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It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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