I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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