I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
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Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
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THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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