Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Non-Jews are for practice
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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