Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
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Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
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I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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