i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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