YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
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They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
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I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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