If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
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I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
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I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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