Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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