38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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