He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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