I think I died a long time ago.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
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