I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
babies were throwing up all over the place
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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