I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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