One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
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We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
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I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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