i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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