So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
