All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I am available for nakedness
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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