I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
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