His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
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i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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