Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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