I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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