people are starting to question the shark bite story
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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