Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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