He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
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So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
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Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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