there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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