If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
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She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
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Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Sorry about my life...
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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