do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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